Miami and the 3 challenges

I fell in love with Miami. Whilst this trip wasn't as fun as my Boise trip I did have a lot of fun and realised the Americans really are my people's. My 'charm' doesn't only work on small town people in the middle of nowhere. Whilst people in England tell me I'm funny, cool or charming, people in miami were telling me I was the funniest person they had ever met, and when some
learnt I didn't drink they were flabbergasted and in geuine awe of me. I have no doubt one sad lonely day my ego is totally going to make me move to America! So the challenges:

Challenge 1: Ball so hard m-f-ers want to fine me- challenge completed!

3 days of smiles

Friday:

Met with two friends and went to Tayyabs my favourite restaurant in London. Yet first the journey on the tube where I was on a sugar high, this resulted in me making self amusing conversation with 3 separate girls on the tube at rush hour... I introduced them all to each other. My friends just carried on like nothing was going on, everyone else on the tube was staring like wtf!! That was fun.. I love attention! Got to Tayyabs and loved the food! Decided I needed to invest some money somewhere...cos my friends were all entrepeneur-y and I was being sucked into the peer pressure.

Dinner done so I met up with work colleagues who I had ditched for my friends. We ended up dancing. I was in a good mood and more self amusement occurred:

Equality in Miami

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En Route to Miami

Last time I went to America I went with a big, stupid, excited grin. Lo and behold, it resulted in me getting stopped and inappropriately searched. This time I was expecting a legally accepted and valid form of harassment. My demeanour was of a much more negative nature and a resigned expectation to the tumultuous, quasi-livestock treatment I was to recieve all in the name of freedom was bearing down upon me. Yet what ensued had me in shock....